Who Am I?

A comedian? I think? Like that’s how I’d like to describe myself but I’m not sure I really qualify. It’s not like I actually make jokes in any publicized fashion. 100 Twitter followers probably doesn’t count as a Twitter comedian either. Kinda throws out social influencer as an option too. Gee, I guess I’m just a self-conscious narcissist who feelsĀ that for some reason people appreciate his opinion. This website was a mistake.